Dear Sci-fi Online

where can I get one of your ace mousemats? My friend in London has got one but can't remember where she got it from. I've tried a few sci-fi shops in Liverpool and Chester but they had no idea.

Thanks for your time

Karen Mcgrath

Editor replies:

Like Blue Peter badges and Jim'll Fix It ribbons, Sci-Fi Online mousemats can only be gained by a member of our editorial team sending one out to you. Also, like Blue Peter badges and Jim'll Fix It ribbons, they are crap.

We recently gave away thousands of the things in an online promotion, but there were still thousands of readers who didn't receive one. I've got one spare under my desk which I will send to you on the provision that you promise to wear it around your neck on a red ribbon. And when anyone asks what on earth you have hanging around your neck you must tell them: Dazza fixed it for me to win a Sci-Fi Online mousemat. And they will be jealous and you will become the most popular person in Chester - seriously.

Actually, the one I'm sending was only propping up my wobbly desk anyway!

If you have a fantasy that you'd like Dazza to fix then bugger off! He's not a bloody charity you know!

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