Dear Sci-fi Online
can I get one of your ace mousemats? My friend in London has
got one but can't remember where she got it from. I've tried
a few sci-fi shops in Liverpool and Chester but they had no
for your time
Blue Peter badges and Jim'll Fix It ribbons,
Sci-Fi Online mousemats can only be gained by a member
of our editorial team sending one out to you. Also, like Blue
Peter badges and Jim'll Fix It ribbons, they
recently gave away thousands of the things in an online promotion,
but there were still thousands of readers who didn't receive
one. I've got one spare under my desk which I will send to
you on the provision that you promise to wear it around your
neck on a red ribbon. And when anyone asks what on earth you
have hanging around your neck you must tell them: Dazza fixed
it for me to win a Sci-Fi Online mousemat. And they
will be jealous and you will become the most popular person
in Chester - seriously.
the one I'm sending was only propping up my wobbly desk anyway!
you have a fantasy that you'd like Dazza to fix then bugger
off! He's not a bloody charity you know!